Friday, February 4, 2011

My favorite top 5 FML

Do you like FML? I do. Here's my favorite five best FML of all time:

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Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML 


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Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML 


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Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML     



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Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML



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Today, I got chickenpox. I'm 28 and having chickenpox as an adult is excruciatingly painful. When I told my boss I wasn't going to be at work today because of chickenpox he replied, "That's the worst excuse I've ever heard. Adults don't get chickenpox." He then fired me. FML



26 comments:

  1. Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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  2. hahahahahhaa these never cease to amuse me.

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  3. XD I always feel so bad reading these. So funny though!

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  4. The chicken pox one. I laughed. So loud in fact that my neighbor in the next apartment pounded on the wall trying to get me to shut up.

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  5. Ugh maggots, I lol'd and gagged at the same time. Good stuff.

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  6. I love FML, good read. The chicken pox one especially. What an idiot.

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  7. number three is my favorite. FML is so funny and always great for a laugh. great blog!

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  8. Hahaha, this is why i don't go to fml, so people can recite them and still be new to me

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  9. Man, that chicken pox one is definitely the worst.

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  10. I don't really have FML moments, so I can't really relate. But still funny stuff!

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  11. I think I've only had one FML moment. It included a dog, a hot dog, and a bite in a bad place.

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  12. Oh my gosh, I thought MY life was bad. These are horrible but good pick-me-ups.

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  13. Nice FMLs you chose, I see why they are the worst lol.

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  15. I have the IPhone app. Great to read on the toilet.

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  16. haven't been on FML in ages. still funny

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  17. I have posted some very nasty stories in FML !

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  18. That's very nice, thanks for sharing. :)

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  19. Never heard of this site, but I know a spanish one that is exactly the same, it's called ADV (Asco de vida)

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  20. Hahahah, goood ones ;) keep it up! :D

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