Friday, February 4, 2011

My favorite top 5 FML

Do you like FML? I do. Here's my favorite five best FML of all time:

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Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML 


4
Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML 


3 
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML     

 


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Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML



1

Today, I got chickenpox. I'm 28 and having chickenpox as an adult is excruciatingly painful. When I told my boss I wasn't going to be at work today because of chickenpox he replied, "That's the worst excuse I've ever heard. Adults don't get chickenpox." He then fired me. FML



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25 comments:

  1. kittens here!February 4, 2011 at 7:04 AM

    argh FML!

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  2. RondarielFebruary 4, 2011 at 7:19 AM

    Paha these are good...

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  3. KinsataFebruary 4, 2011 at 8:31 AM

    Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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  4. ZaydFebruary 4, 2011 at 8:37 AM

    lol so bad

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  5. JikFebruary 4, 2011 at 9:20 AM

    hahahahahhaa these never cease to amuse me.

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  6. FightheskyFebruary 4, 2011 at 10:01 AM

    XD I always feel so bad reading these. So funny though!

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  7. ComeShotFebruary 4, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    LOL! good stuff

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  8. Turanic RaiderFebruary 4, 2011 at 10:19 AM

    The chicken pox one. I laughed. So loud in fact that my neighbor in the next apartment pounded on the wall trying to get me to shut up.

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  9. PvtCarlinFebruary 4, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    Ugh maggots, I lol'd and gagged at the same time. Good stuff.

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  10. AdamFebruary 4, 2011 at 10:54 AM

    I love FML, good read. The chicken pox one especially. What an idiot.

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    number three is my favorite. FML is so funny and always great for a laugh. great blog!

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  12. FrostyFebruary 4, 2011 at 12:16 PM

    Hahaha, this is why i don't go to fml, so people can recite them and still be new to me

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  13. AyradtheBloggerFebruary 4, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    Man, that chicken pox one is definitely the worst.

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  14. UnknownFebruary 4, 2011 at 2:47 PM

    I don't really have FML moments, so I can't really relate. But still funny stuff!

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  15. Some_Chi_GuyFebruary 4, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    I think I've only had one FML moment. It included a dog, a hot dog, and a bite in a bad place.

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  16. Gamerman's Gaming BlogFebruary 4, 2011 at 3:07 PM

    Oh my gosh, I thought MY life was bad. These are horrible but good pick-me-ups.

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  17. PS3 FnaticFebruary 4, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    Nice FMLs you chose, I see why they are the worst lol.

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  18. rickyshaFebruary 4, 2011 at 4:30 PM

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  19. rickyshaFebruary 4, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    I have the IPhone app. Great to read on the toilet.

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  20. UnknownFebruary 4, 2011 at 6:53 PM

    haven't been on FML in ages. still funny

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  21. AlopixFebruary 4, 2011 at 7:23 PM

    I have posted some very nasty stories in FML !

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  22. What a wonderful worldFebruary 5, 2011 at 2:21 AM

    That's very nice, thanks for sharing. :)

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  23. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2011 at 5:21 AM

    Never heard of this site, but I know a spanish one that is exactly the same, it's called ADV (Asco de vida)

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  24. shadiFebruary 5, 2011 at 6:59 AM

    funny pic it is awesome

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  25. murz90February 5, 2011 at 8:42 AM

    Hahahah, goood ones ;) keep it up! :D

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