Uncle Dolan part 2

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Dota Leavers

Here's a funny animation about Dota's (a popular warcraft III mod) leavers:

Do you usually leave dota games? Do you like trolling them as I do?


There's nothing better than the smell of raging nerds in the morning. Ha! Ha!




By the way: If you're looking for a Dota Maphack, check out this article on this blog to download it

America Fuck yeah!

That cheap bastard is finally dead! 

Bachelor Frog Part 2

Album Covers

Time for some hilarious album covers. Enjoy!

Top 10 gifts to make Valentine's likely to break

It's nearly Valentine's Day and the tradition is that you offer a small gift to your beautiful. But upon reflection, you do not do so want it. You even say that such a date would be a perfect opportunity to break, get rid of them. But you're a gentleman, or a coward, so instead of telling them, you prefer to leave a gift and lour rotten sense talking. Some gift ideas for a perfect break.

   1. The book "How to shit when you are in love": so in general women do not like the big pig. We do not talk about this taboo subject in the couple. It may not do not find that it is the intention that counts "and realize it will be better than one badly accompanied. She who leaves. The ultimate failure.
   2. Anti-cellulite shorts in size XL to put his own face reality, but also to help cope alone with this slight problem of cellulite. It's still more original than red roses.
   3. The Highway Code for Dummies: wake up in the macho in you. Future single, she will soon be forced to drive. And you do not feel guilty because of his future accidents.
   4. A frame with a photo of her best friend naked: she will wonder how you obtained the photo. Normally it should be a reconciliation. If not show him your trade text messages with the above-mentioned, or finer yet, a video of your antics on YouTube.
   5. A solitaire because you're not a bastard. And that you care about their well-being anyway, and its future leisure.
   6. Scales (digital): to open his eyes to the fact that when you asked "do not you think I just made? "And you answer" no, but you delusions there, "you lied. Shamefully. And no they are not cute these little beads.
   7. A suitcase: it would be even clearer if you put most of his business inside. To offer with a smile of course, we're not monsters.
   8. Meetic an account previously set up: "wife of 36 years, fairly banal and pain in the ass, seeks boy 15 to 55 years without specific criteria. You apparently want him, yet not know frankly.
   9. Half of the gains from its sale on Ebay: Yes that's right, you've sold on Ebay. Of course it is his body, but it was your initiative. So Fifty-fifty.
  10. Be creative!

A message to all of you

Hey! dont beat yourself up. Everything we do is just whatever is most popularly expected, basically. Real winners in life find a way around that. Or, rather, find a way to have a happy life via any means - if you can find happiness in the 9-5 grind, more power to you.

The meaning of life is just the pursuit of happiness. It's not a big question. I think most people come to that same conclusion over the course of their lives, too. Just do whatever makes you feel good about yourself.

There have been experiments done where old people are treated like they're senile and unable to take care of themselves. What they found out was that when old people were treated like they were too old and dumb to take care of themselves they started acting that way. They would get lost easily in their own home and such. This is because of the way the ego works. Once you start to believe your are stereotype yourself or think you know yourself then you become that person. Once you realize this then you can control you ego and become any type of person you wish. You start to realize you have unlimited potential and your only limits are the ones you create.

Conversely, you are in the situation you are in life because you choose to be there. You chose to be there because it's what you've always wanted. Even if you were not consciously aware of the choices or their consequences your subconscious was aware of them. You are exactly where you want to be in life and are doing exactly what you want to be doing.

And don't forget: Courage Wolf is always here for you.

Halo

Just finished Halo 3, and i almost cried. What do you think about Halo? Is he the best hero of all time?

My favorite top 5 FML

Do you like FML? I do. Here's my favorite five best FML of all time:

    5

Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML 

4

Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML 

3 

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML     

 

 2 

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

1

Today, I got chickenpox. I'm 28 and having chickenpox as an adult is excruciatingly painful. When I told my boss I wasn't going to be at work today because of chickenpox he replied, "That's the worst excuse I've ever heard. Adults don't get chickenpox." He then fired me. FML

The website

Pulp Fiction Vertical

Godtier vertical is godtier and the game is always ON: You laugh You lose!

Bad msPaint, Icons Edition 2

 Some original content that I made. I'm also working on an icons set (.png), Feel free to ask for an icon.